Despite having a crush on his best friend since High School, Paul only wishes that Mike could settle down with someone who loves him. Mike wants to find his soulmate; the only problem is he always ends up with MILFs who break his heart. Will they both get their wish and find Mike a match made in heaven? Contains: TG (male to female), rapid pregnancy, MILF transformation - It was far from the first time Paul had sat in a bar or restaurant somewhere, consoling his best friend over his latest relationship blunder, and as much as Paul cared for him and wished him the best, he highly doubted it would be the last. Unfortunately Mike had a type, and that type tended towards woman that had at least a couple of years on him, and tits he could lose his face in. It didn’t matter if everything about them was fake, that was part of the appeal it seemed, if they were loud and brash and a caricature of a woman, that only made him all the more interested. He’d happily throw money their way for
"Okay, can anyone tell me what the Spell 'Alohomora' does?" Hermione announced from the front of the classroom.
It felt strange, she reflected with an absent mind, to be on this side of a lesson, standing before a league of eager pupils rather than being an eager pupil herself. It felt almost gratifying, particularly as her question illicited hands from all over the class, nearly every one of these wide-eyed Third Years extending their arms in service of answering her question.
Hermione's eyes swept across the room; even now, she found this part hard. Sure, she could ace exams and - probably - fight evil Wizards, but deciding who to call upo